I don't care where or how, just go look at this masterful understanding of how to make a sprite. If I could carry it with me every day I'm certain it would have rocketed to the number one spot, but because of this item's rarity I can't in good faith put it any higher. Of course, some of you at home may be wondering, 'if this item is so good, why is it number 12?' Well, the fact of the matter is, I can't easily gaze upon the beauty of Error Item in the game without something going wrong, which is the last thing I would ever wish to happen in Stardew Valley. The audacity of the villagers in the game for so passionately hating Error Item is unmatched, and if I could change one single thing about Stardew Valley it would have to be making Error Item a universally loved item (but don't quote me on that). truly, they knew what they were doing with this one. Just look at the name, the texture, that beautiful, thought provoking description.
Frankly, it's hard to imagine an item more perfect then this. Okay, it just wouldn't be fair to rank every item without bringing up my good buddy Error Item.